Anal Nigger Sluts

Hello, my name is Bob. I used to be a man until I got a sex change at just 12 years old. I feel totally comfortable as a woman. Now I am 17 and I live a very exciting life and have heaps of fun with my friends.

paradigm-mash:

Tate and Ellie are the bestest things ever. I love them with the passion of a bazillion suns. Xoxox

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thesockthief:

A) Excellent spectator sport.
B) Probably gives the home nation a better chance of winning some medals.

Can this actually be done?

thesockthief:

A) Excellent spectator sport.

B) Probably gives the home nation a better chance of winning some medals.

Can this actually be done?

mamitachvla-deactivated20131229 asked: 1 avocado - 200 calories. half - 100 quarter- 50 a slice less than a quarter - 40

200 for a whole avocado! Oh lawd.

paradigm-mash asked: Are you drinking enough banana-steak shakes?!?! If you don't drink enough, your breasts will never develop and reach their full potential!

Oh lawdy! I had completely forgotten about those in my diet! Do you think this could be permanent? I’ll have 10 now to try and speed things up.

Dilemmas

This morning I woke up and I decided I want to be bi. But! I don’t want to have to touch boys! That’s just too weird, I mean, I used to be one of them! But I am bi.

First Post!!!!

Hello! This is my first ever post on my blog! EXCITING!

So anyway, when I got up this morning I measured my chest once again and I am /still/ disappointed. My breasts haven’t grown at all since the operation! What if they stuffed it up!??! Surely I should have boobs by now… :( Somebody please help me! 

Who needs vocals? 

It’s just a little bit epic…